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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Just...just fucking work from home

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's the best code i have ever seen

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Self-documenting!

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 8 points 14 hours ago

But then it's harder to micromanage everyone. Better to hire people with no skill, then force them to drive to a central location, and distribute masks to have them tell an AI what to do.

The toilet chairs and nutrients paste IV will be things workers have to buy on their own as part of the contract.