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submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by vogi@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 214 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

bladeless fan
looks inside
blades

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 133 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

wireless router

looks inside

wires

[–] exu@feditown.com 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

wireless not wirefree

Edit: apparently Voyager doesn't do underscores for italic?

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

_ It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces) _ -> It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces)

[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like it's specifically when an underscore follows a normal letter instead of whitespace. Not sure if that's as intended by the markdown spec, incorrect in Voyager or unspecifed

With underscores:

normal_italics_ normal italics

With asterisks:

normalitalics normal italics

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Looks like it's specifically when an underscore follows a normal letter instead of whitespace. Not sure if that's as intended by the markdown spec, incorrect in Voyager or unspecifed

That's almost certainly intended behavior, otherwise any underscore would trigger formatting (much like the asterisk does instead of allowing snake_case_naming

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 hours ago

Its all a scam

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

assless chaps Looks inside

spoilerAss

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 hours ago

All chaps, by definition, are assless.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 90 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There's a bit in 'deadpool and wolverine' where they're in the multidimensional junkyard and characters from marvel properties with aborted film projects also end up there. So like 'blade', and the various attempted 'fantastic four' movies.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Well, the latest F4 hasn't been abandoned yet.

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They've tried like ten times and they're always bad.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

arrestedDevelopment.avi

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Aw... I really liked First Steps. One of the few genuinely artistic pieces of film to emerge from the Marvel Slop Farm since COVID.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

I also liked it. Only gripe I have is Reed didn't get a whole lot of stretch time :^(

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty confident it's from Deadpool and Wolverine.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Can't believe I forgot about that. Best Blade movie since the original.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I actually quite liked all of them to some degree. I even enjoyed the awful CGI rubber ninjas fight scene; I know the movement was unrealistic but I was young enough that I figured it was superhuman vampire flexibility. However, I agree that the first one was the best.

Trinity was my second introduction to Ryan Reynolds, so that helped some. (I'm pretty sure I first saw him in Van Wilder.) Also Wesley Snipes saying "gootchie goo" to a baby was pretty hilarious, though reflecting on that I'm not sure they ever explained how he got that child back to its mother.

Also, I think Natasha Lyonne was in that. I knew I recognized her when my wife started watching OitNB, but it took me forever to figure out why.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I guess I'm about to watch Blade 3 again.

The "rubber ninjas" instantly ruined the film for me. That scene is seared into my memory, and takes second place after the entirety of The Phantom Menace for film betrayal.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Like I mentioned, I honestly kind of enjoyed it as I was able to explain away the lack of reality. What really bothered me was, I think right before it, Whistler comes out with some sort of big firearm, then just stands there while a ninja knocks it out of his hands and slaps him in the face.

Again, I explained it away to myself (vampire ninja has superspeed, standing still was just meant to demonstrate that) but, even if that was what was intended, it just wasn't very well done.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh my shit, he has an opening dialogue.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 hours ago

Yo dawg I heard you like fans, so I put a fan in your fan...