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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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It's 1992. Your mom just took you through the Dairy Queen drive in after supper. It was 30C today, and it's going to be 35C tomorrow. You're going to go swimming at the local outdoor pool with your mom, little brother, auntie and favourite cousin, tomorrow though. Mom will probably put on that Blue Rodeo tape on the way back. It's not your favorite, but you find yourself waiting for the song hooks.

Life is simple and life is good.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 26 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

You'd end up with the steering column through your chest because crumple zones didn't exist. https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 31 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think we are saying the same thing.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We are. Sorry. It's early and I misread.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It’s like 2pm!

Damn lazy hippies sleeping all day.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, it's like 5:30pm. The east coast is just waking up. It's early.

East coast hippies smell the worst.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

And that steering column turns out fine.