this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.

Boom, done.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Unless your kid's name is Samson