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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

A guy, who made programming worse, especially in enterprise settings.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

People don't like tracing what something is doing across seven 12-line functions spread through multiple files?

Fry shocked gif

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He'd probably say that 12 lines is waaaay too much!

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 3 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, he'd break it into 12 methods that call each other one after the other instead

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 10 points 18 hours ago

The code had the single responsibility to waste your time

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What suggestion of his is related to that, just out of sheer curiosity?

[–] cbazero@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

He says a function should never be longer than 4 lines (in his Clean Code book).

[–] siftmama@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Depends on which parts you look at. There is plenty that he wrote about that have made coding enjoyable, but yes, also plenty that is the opposite.

I never saw his book as a bible though. I always thought of it as a "here are possibly good ideas, see which you and your team likes".