this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
428 points (98.2% liked)
Programmer Humor
32452 readers
1507 users here now
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
"I use a hammer"
"Well, I use a device that applies an enormous amount of pressure constrained to a very particular point in space"
"How much does your device cost?"
"$200/mo and the company loses money every time I swing it. You?"
"$12 and I've had this thing for 20 years."