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Birds (media.piefed.world)

submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Birds aren't real, everyone knows that.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

That's because they're dinosaurs and dinosaurs aren't real anymore.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

You think they fly South for the winter? What, for warmth? No, sheeple, they're flying to El Salvador to their docks to charge and offload their surveillance data. Did you think it was a coincidence that those cameras are called Flock?

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't laugh at this kind of thing anymore because it just makes me think about how so many people sincerely, aggressively, believe nonsense

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have been fooled too many times by what I thought were over-the-top satire communities that turned out to be all too real. Flat earthers and even when the first communities celebrating trump came out come to mind.

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah this type of satire has lost all meaning and amusement when we realized there are many people taking this shit seriously and they have voting rights.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

They USED to be real, but then the government killed them all off and quietly replaced them with drones.

That's literally what covid was, they needed people away from public spaces so they could upgrade the drones.

They charge by sitting on power lines, why else would they do that when everyone knows power lines give you 5g cancer.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I can't laugh at this joke anymore because its founder resurrected the Enron brand started shilling an Enron crypto currency.

Birds aren’t real, and neither is the Enron relaunch - Sherwood News - https://sherwood.news/crypto/behind-the-weird-enron-relaunch/