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These types of things always cut off too soon. If this person is serious, I'm really interested in what they think chickens are.
Feathered man
Dinosaurs
Correct, but also all birds are dinosaurs. Not all dinosaurs are birds. Birds are to dinosaurs as squares are to rectangles.
Now we are comparing apples to oranges. Birds and dinosaurs are shapes, yes, but they in NO WAY resemble squares or rectangles. In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to find a single right angle on those puppies. Not that they are puppies. Wait. Are they puppies?
My name is not Stick
If it continued, the next line would be something like "thanks for helping me bro. I got the screenshot. I'm going to get so many reddit points from this!"
Meat, fish and chickens