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Linux users: come join the community! It's free, safe, and accessible!
Also Linux users: you fucking swine? You do WHAT?!
Like just be happy more people are joining the community and contributing. Shesh
Is joke.
Jokes are usually funny though
After the 1000th time, it stops being a joke. Say something enough times, and it becomes your truth.
no
I once saw a guy standing on the edge of a bridge, about to jump. I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
He said, "Why shouldn't I? Nobody cares about me."
I said, "Well, do you run Linux?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too! Desktop or server?"
He said, "Server."
I said, "Me too! Debian-based or RPM-based?"
He said, "Debian-based."
I said, "Me too! Debian stable or Ubuntu LTS?"
He said, "Debian stable."
I said, "Me too! systemd or an alternative init?"
He said, "Alternative init."
I said, "Me too! runit, OpenRC, or s6?"
He said, "s6."
I said, "Me too! s6 with s6-rc as the service manager, or s6 with 66?"
He said, "s6-rc."
I said, "Me too! s6-rc with the full supervision tree defined declaratively, or with hand-rolled run scripts?"
He said, "Hand-rolled run scripts."
I said, "Die, Poettering apologist!" And I pushed him off.