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[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's not a good comment. What it is should be clear from the naming and context. A good comment explains the why when that is not obvious:

// This glass is at 50% capacity because we don't want it to overflow if it rains
[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And in 5 years you will wonder why the glass is under the rain because someone didn't put that in the specifications.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

A software tester walks into a bar

Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
"qwertyuiop" beers.
Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Inevitably whatever is under the glass gets wet anyway... because it's raining.