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[–] Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

While filling the glass: glass is half full

While emptying the glass: glass is half empty

Context matters

Comment would be whether glass is being emptied or filled

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Comment would be whether glass is being emptied or filled

What if it's neither (and unknown which it was previously), and the glass is just sitting there?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

IllegalStateException