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[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 222 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I adore the meme that Patel's FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they've done such a poor job gaining public trust that a bunch of people watching the story ended up like "Okay, I wouldn't have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah."

It's objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 16 hours ago

Its almost feels like a scene in a comedy where a grown ass man is playing with dolls that look like his enemies and he makes them speak like morons.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 16 hours ago

They think people are stupid because they themselves are stupid.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

Have you met Trumpers?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh my god I hadn't read them before but those are 100% faked wtf. The only time I've seen a zoomer talk like that is when they're mocking or imitating older people.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah no they're fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I'm asking you if you remember.

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a "vehicle" or a cop car a "squad car". It's all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wut?? Do you have a link? I searched but only coming up with a fox new video seems unrelated. Must be behind the curve on this story I haven't seen these texts but that sounds fucking hilarious.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ is this for real? It's like the AI video they released after Kirk got shot. I'm not normally a big conspiracy person but something is fucking weird here.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Right? I'm not a big conspiracy person either. But my Gods between the Epstein stuff, the live tweeting this investigation, and how hard they've pushed the left wing violence narrative it's so hard to look at those messages and not think something is fishy.

It feels so much like that time the Russians tried to brag about catching some Ukrainian terrorist and stage a photo with all the evidence they seized including 3 random copies of The Sims. Or that time the IDF tried to claim they found this pristine copy of Mein Kampf in a child's bedroom they bombed. They've done so much lying that any info that's convenient for them I have a hard time believing isn't a lie.

The guy absolutely could just have been "Like That" and overshared. I've definitely known people like that. But with everything that's happened I just can't help but feel like it's suspicious that the texts just so conveniently happen to just perfectly answer all these questions the administration has in just the perfect way.

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

I lost a little faith I didn't even know I had left while reading these weird ass definitely crafted messages

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You might even say they manufactured it all to gain the consent of the people.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

found the Chomsky! 😉😂💚

[–] obre@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

And the Iraq war