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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 29 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Not even. Your job isn’t to protect prod, it’s to take the blame when prod goes down.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

of they expect you to write or go through 1000s of lines of code in a single day. your whole job isn't programming, is to be the scapegoat.