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I was promised an army of demons.
All we got was the unreleased Epstein files full of demons.
"I was promised an army of demons."
So you've never talked to a trump supporter or seen a maga rally or parade?
Have you not noticed all the white supremacist?
Or did you miss the whole January 6th thing?
Or ICE kidnapping and shooting Americans?
Or the Russian invasion of Europe?
Old christian joke: A flood hits a man's town. He climbs onto his roof and prays for God to save him. A rowboat comes by; the man waves it off, saying "God will save me." A motorboat comes; same answer. A helicopter comes; same answer. The water rises, he drowns, and meets God in heaven. He asks, "Why didn't you save me?" God says, "I sent you a rowboat, a motorboat, and a helicopter. What more did you want?"
You been sent 5 armies of demons, and you still aren't satisfied??????
Jeez kid, how many people have to die before you admit you got more than you paid for.
The tech bros count. They'd like to turn life into hell anyway.