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Meanwhile deadlifters when they’re not dead yet:
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Hit the gym
Do massive amounts of testosterone and steroids
Eat 4,000 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight every day.
Keep lifting.
Once you are ready to lift the shop, no one will be able to stop you.