this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 81 points 2 weeks ago

If anon were smooth, he would've asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.