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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon follows the rules (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 60 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Dad, can I go to a party with my friends?"

"You gonna drink?"

"No."

"Do drugs?"

"No."

"Have sex?"

"No."

"Then why the fuck do you wanna go to a party?"

[–] oce@jlai.lu 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What's the point of partying if not to poison your brain and infect your genitals.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 hours ago

This is why we invented condoms.

The other two are a lot more difficult to do without damage or risk