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Pretty sure this is a poke at 8oz Red Bulls and not their own brand... But, you know, anything to make fun of the idiot Americans, eh?
I thought it was that most Americans would be too ignorant to know that the European one is larger anyway and they wouldn’t bother to check. They’d just think “fuck yeah, murica” or something, and get back to their 78 hour working week.
Hey! Thats 78hr workweek, no healthcare, and poorer living conditions to you! (Plus delivering food on the side so we have money to lose on sports betting)
Don’t forget your piss-poor food standards.
We have food standards?!?
Very appropriate username!
Wait but they do sell a 16 oz one according to redbull
I don't live in the US of A, tho
Well... yes. Yes, kinda. The "1/3 is smaller than 1/4" is a real thing being referenced, and how smart is that?