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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Still traumatised by the time I ordered a slice of cherry pie in an American diner, and instead of the brobdingnagian monstrosity decades of movies and TV had accustomed me to expect I got what I can only describe as minimum viable pie.

[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You experienced the on going desecration of the american social contract. The diabetic-coma inducing, entirely proposturously large servings of small town diner pie is absolutely a thing. I am sorry you were cheated of this.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

"Contract" 💀💀💀

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That'll be 15 dollars