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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Listen, if you meet the requirements for this job your entire resume is just a link to your wikipedia page. This is a hilariously, bafflingly out of touch posting.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 hours ago

A lot of it is vaguely described. I could probably apply and argue I meet all of these as it depends on what level of experience they really want.

Communication skills - whatever, many jobs asks for this.

Data migration and APIs - HR don't know what an API is but I have setup software that uses them and I can copy data from a server easily with rsync.

SQL - I passed a SQL test in an interview despite having never used or seen it. Only had some HTML, CSS and bash from a few home projects. Now used SQL a fair bit.

Cloud - yep, used GCP to run a factorio server when I didn't have Ethernet for a stable connection to run a server

Train staff - generic, sure.

Deploy security solutions - yeah I can probably install an antivirus.

Software/hardware/user issues - I worked in a computer repair shop, got that coveted.

But 100k USD isn't enough of an improvement over 29k GBP. I'll stay here thanks.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Probably a posting to justify hiring a foreign worker needing a visa. Claiming they can't find anyone qualified in country.