this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but have you tried introducing yourself to the manager with a firm handshake?

[โ€“] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Y'all are doing it wrong, got to grab a bit lower to leave an impression.