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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Yea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 16 points 2 hours ago

Every species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But what if they didn't go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Something something we all get fucked no matter the hole.