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And what about maybe also adding in a friend or relative that's with you so that you can inform the cop that one of you tells only truths and one of you tells only lies. I think we're onto something here. 'Dispatch, I'm gonna need the Riddlemaster to come down here. We got another one.'
https://xkcd.com/246/
And https://xkcd.com/538/.
Yup, you're ok if they use the rubber hose. They likely need to produce you again at some point. If they use the wrench, they don't care what you look like.