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Is this true? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I’ll try to bribe Kojima with exclusive Malenia ~~feet~~ foot pics, understood!

(The research on limb replacement at the Stormveil Medical Center is currently halted following an investigation into ethical concerns regarding the origin of grafting materials, during which a serious breach of the hygiene protocol caused by the decomposing body of a dead demigod that recently lost its immortality was discovered in the building complex’s basement facilities. Our department of divine biohazard containment is scrambling to minimize the ecological damage, describing phenomena like crabs suddenly turning goth or swamp lobsters gathering around a death metal festival music stage.

As soon as these issues are addressed, research is bound to continue and treatments will be approved for the social healthcare program.)