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[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am disappointed when someone comes into my career (systems analysis) without the ability to do even a simple SQL statement and it's become common since my employer realised they had too few analysts and hired 20 in my area for three of us to train

More mothers should teach their kids to query

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meh, Mongo and Elastic are the future, SQL is for... moms!

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sent her this thread and she's asked me to tell you that she likes this so much she's getting a "SQL is for Moms!" T-shirt printed.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I'm glad she liked my dumb joke. Have a good one!