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Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.
Would this be considered doping?
I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell!
In that case she’d be able to double jump
What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?
Removes fall damage
Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis?
Asking for a friend who's me 😁
You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3
Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you
This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.
As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both
You've convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare