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submitted 2 weeks ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

come the fuck on

string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    string toAssign = '';
    if (size == true)
    {
        toAssign = 'big';
    }
    else
    {
        toAssign = 'small';
    }
    return toAssign;
}

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or assignment. Just return.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

true ? 'big' : '';

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

My beloved

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where's your interface and factory?

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Saved

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    if (size == true){ return "big" }
    return "small";
}

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So very wrong.

"big" != "Big"

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

shit time to git commit sudoku

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!!