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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk)

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

VB was probably triggering domestic disputes.

[–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study!