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New compression technique (lemmy.today)

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not saying that's what happened, but if I ever find myself in a similar situation, I'm faking my death and moving halfway across the world in heartbeat. After I get the money of course

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

the whole story screams that kind of thing.