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Source: https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/117201000187721159

transcriptNeil Brown @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

# Email from AliExpress:

Your parcel has moved two centimetres to the right. We will update you as soon as it moves.

# Another email from AliExpress:

It has moved! Your parcel has moved another two centimetres to the right.

# Email from UK parcel delivery company:

We have your parcel. It is probably somewhere in the UK, between arrival and departure. At some point, we will chuck it in your general direction. Your driver's name will be Ethan.

Sep 02, 2026, 10:35 AM

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[–] TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've been in Perry Hall! Even hiked along Gunpowder River.

[–] TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Next time you are there, you might have to check the creek. You never know what you may find. (Probably fish, maybe trash… possibly a pair of new in box headphones in an abandoned box… who knows it’s a surprise!)

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

One of the first times I went there, I had recently started experimenting (to a very mild degree) with fashion. In this case, I was trying out wearing sort of a chain necklace. Unfortunately, while I was swimming, it broke and fell off, so I figured it to be lost forever.

The next year, I came back to swim in the same spot, having completely forgotten the necklace, but was very pleased to discover it had gotten lodged under a rock and thus not traveled far at all from where I originally lost it.

[–] TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

That is a fun story! Glad your surprise package happened to be your chain!

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