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[โ€“] mappe@moplemmy.fyi 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bitch if you stand over me drinking a coffee you better have one for me.

House: You just came back from a diabetic coma. I'm finishing up the caramel mocha latte you were clutching.