Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was a choking hazard

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[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was a choking hazard

Only for those who're younger than 3. Isn't that too young for dad jokes?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Filth, you will pay for your insolence

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

Your lack of age is disturbing...

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

who're

how you called me?

also, the joke didn't imply it was a choking hazard to one's self, but may be interpreted for their children

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

The joke didn't imply I was calling you, but may be interpreted for young pre 3-years old whores.