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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm gonna save people, but I will definitely also rob everyone blind. Weapons are expensive!

[–] DeepDown@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Monk: My body is my weapon.

gurgle

Monk: But my weapon needs fuel.

steals food

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

There's the question of when taking from the dead goes from grave robbing to archeology, but no matter the length of time it's always looting!