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I’m sorry sir, but you’re going to have to move. /s
Kay-nig
Muh-ler
Guada-loop
They’re old codes, but they still check out.
i did move, i've been back in california for over a decade
i lived in a since-gentrified apartment complex on may-ner down from the amy's
like fuck texas, that one was English
and i refuse to pronounce it Kaynig. Kenig is the furthest i'll go
you have a favorite out in Lockhart?
Thank you for visiting Austin, the live music capital of the world. We apologize if the rest of Texas disturbed you during your stay, and we thank you for your patience with this matter as we are still researching dimensional translocation possibilities. As you are a valued Californian, we would like to ask you to please take 5 minutes out of your day to go online and recall all the robotaxi’s y’all sent us. Keep it weird, and come back soon.
~Come back soon is an invitation for a vacation not to exceed two weeks. Buying real estate to move your podcast offices to is strictly prohibited. Fans of Joe Rogan’s comedy are discouraged to apply.~
thanks! it was a delightful stay and too brief, the few years i was there.