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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 149 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

She probably noticed him OGLING HER based on the description he just gave

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 51 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Saunas are sacred shit. It's like a gay bar, if you want to not be seen as a pest you 100% must stop acting like a moid when you enter. And some people just don't want to be spoken to

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

how does one not act like a moid, what are common moid behaviors?

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 2 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

In the context of the greenext it would have been being able to sit in silence with a stranger in a leisure setting without needing to make the situation about themself. That's an extreme situation though because sauna.

Usually it's just reading people to know how far you should take a simple "how's it going?". The best advice that doesn't apply to most people but someone should probably hear is not everything is an opportunity to shoot your shot, not that this is what happened.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So I have to act like a woman when I'm in a sauna? Any advice??

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 hours ago

Get unwanted attention from men