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Like a pointed felt hat
I'm sorry, are you telling me you get to wear a wizard hat in the sauna?!?
(I apologize for my American ignorance)
It's more like a dwarf hat but I guess a wizard hat would be tolerated as well
The real magic is the nudity though. It's quite liberating and everyone gets accepted.
I'm not sure I (or most of my fellow Americans) can truly relate -- I once had a Finnish friend who explained how kind of frequent and understated getting nude was for things like saunas, bathing dogs, and other tasks you just generally don't want getting clothes wet for. Over here there's such a huge culture of shame around our bodies that even being naked inside your own home can be an issue.
Eh?