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[โ€“] vrek@programming.dev 17 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of a codebase I used to work on which we had 899 variable limit and we couldn't name them, only number them. These were limitations of the language.

Each variable had to be assigned a 3 digit number but 1-100 were taken by internal stuff so only 101- 999 was allowed. So let's say you wanted to check if power was between 50 and 60 you would end up with like

#301 = 50;

#302 = 60;

#303 = powerSignal;

If #303 < #301 || #303 > #302: Display error

Continue process

[โ€“] TonyOstrich@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 minute ago

So a FANUC controller?

Did yours spin sideways or vertically?