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I think Disney doesn't quite understand what piracy is (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You wouldn't download a pirate ship.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To hell with that, I'd download two.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

And seed three.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

If i could, I probably would, tbh

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I don’t know about that. It sounds like they would be a total disaster on stage.

Hmm, that could actually be entertaining. I’m in.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neither the ship of Theseus

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I would never! Just the spar. And later, the mainsail. After that the keel, and maybe the deck and gunwales. Then perhaps the poop deck and the rudder, later the helm...

The mast he can keep. For a while. Well, a mast.