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submitted 15 hours ago by Codpiece@feddit.uk to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Learn the essential skills and tools to become a confident plumber.

And then discover that plumbers won't even take on an apprentice without three years of experience.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Easy: just lie about your experience.

[–] DieFledermaus@feddit.org 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

About 10 years ago I bent the rod for the floatie thing in my toilet to stop it from running all the time, so I have 10 years of field experience.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 12 hours ago

Exactly!