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[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I worked in IT support for 15 years. Now I work on a dairy farm. Cows are way better than people. Go into farming, fellow lemmings. It's so rewarding.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Atleast cows dont need cloud storage

[–] schmups@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"Cows are way better than people" said the prison guard.

[–] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I mean, he's keeping cows prisoner and we're posting passive aggressive shit online. I'd say cows are 2/2 so far.

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I just fucking work there. For minimum wage. I'm the one kindness those cows get so fuck your judgement.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

One day... I must still fix the machines. The normies still won't know what the power button or ram stick are, even with help.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The McDonald's frycook of IT

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Fuck the normies

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Supply managed?