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Can anybody explain what I can see here (or not)
Guy in camo; joke is that you can only see his beard.
It's a lady eating alone with a piece of bread floating in space. Presume they photoshoped out another person as there is a table setting there and the floating bread makes no sense. Might be an AI slop edit.
Thanks a lot, but I still have no idea what is going on. I can see a blond woman and a soldier at the table in the back eating together and a cut away person with a red jacket at the front. I can not see a floating bread and also no floating beard (the post title and the other comment are talking about beards, you about bread). Am I stupid?
His camo is so effective that the other commenters can't see him.
If you look REALLY CLOSE you can actually see a floating beard. This implies that she might not actually be eating alone and instead there might be someone else at the table.
Pretty sure that's just a smudge on the wall. Beards need the air to be way thicker than what's comfortable for dining to float.
Also if you stare long enough, you can make out a pair of sunglasses floating in the air. Some real spooky shit going on in this photo.
Yes, you are. Hope this helps.
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The camouflage pattern soldiers wear is made so they become nearly invisible in the forrest. However, it is easily visible in urban areas, meaning there is no real reason to wear it. To make fun of people wearing camouflage in areas where it does not hide you, the internet has a longstanding joke, acting like it makes you invisible wherever you are.Thanks for being honest with the explanation and also that about my stupidity.
It's terminal, I'm sorry.
It's a long-running joke. We "can't see them" because they're wearing camouflage. That's the whole joke.
She is his beard. But beyond that I don't know what else is going on here.
The photo shows a woman sitting by herself in a restaurant. Perhaps she got stood up or sth.