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[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everybody missing the point of green text: it probably didn’t happen. It’s also 4chan. So yeah.

But, DM clearly set a timer on when apocalypse would happen if certain goals weren’t met. Players sought other goals and thus, lost the campaign.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's fake while containing gay.

[–] NEZ27@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well almost gay. Dang lich storm stopped it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 days ago

If the party was smart, they'd have canvassed the crypts and graveyards so the undead army was on their side when it came time to vote.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If they were giving in-universe reminders about the growing undead threat and the arrival of said threat isn't an immediate campaign ender, then yeah. Gotta roll with what the players do without making their efforts pointless.