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My favorite part is how well it can be used to light a fireplace. Just tear out some pages, put some wood over it and light it. Secundair use is rolling paper when you've run out.
At hotels, rip out a random page in the middle. If anyone ever reads it they'll be super annoyed.
Or draw a pentagram on the first page and the text heil Satan
I'm still annoyed that it has never been printed in two-ply
I smoked a bible joint once, it's still a lot of paper hahs
My father once threw my mother's bible to the fireplace and because it was closed it didn't burn, my mother took that as a holy sign, I've never had the heart to explain her why it didn't burn.
Physics explanations usually aren't welcome anyway.
It does not work well as toilet paper. But in a a pinch give it a try. Consider your ass warned, though.
No no no, cleaning your ass is what holy water is for. At the entrance of every church they have a bidet for that.