Shitposting

Actually, My husband and I lead a shoe wholesaler here in Nancy, France, and when we discovered these shoes (and since we are great fans of Kirk) we decided to offer them here in the stores. We placed on order for one thousand pairs, but it ended up being a débācle! First, they all came only in uneven sizes; next they were obviously poorly made, the soles came off, obviouley cheap Chinese stuff, not American high quality goods, but the worst part is that they didn’t feature Captain Kirk at all, but some US American jerk, a completely unknown nincompoop. We are out of thousands of francs!