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[โ€“] ddplf@szmer.info 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This armor is a gamechanger because it gives me a decent elemental resistance boost to some random element, I'm gonna organize my build around it

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[โ€“] Hoimo@ani.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

I will only stay in this one area where this specific type of enemy spawns to get the most out of this resistance. I don't want to see the rest of the game.

And you find the plate mail with 80% fire resistance not at the end of the water dungeon, but at the end of the fire dungeon. You will never see another fire elemental after you exit here. Fire damage will be completely irrelevant, even in the final boss fight where Satan himself shows up and only uses dark attacks.