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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Take small mason jars, fill them with vanilla pudding, and stick mayo labels on them. That way the kids can walk around eating fistfuls of "mayo"

Order a mayonnaise costume online.

https://a.co/d/0bcBdcPC

Make Mayo ice cream.

https://www.allrecipes.com/creamy-no-churn-mayo-ice-cream-recipe-11979749?kw=myrecipes

Or make a chocolate Mayo cake

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7416/chocolate-mayo-cake/

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 22 hours ago

Also, if you can afford it, arrange a week in Minnesota full of fun mayo-themed activities culminating in some invasive surgery at the Mayo Clinic.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/

[–] AbsoluteBroomstick@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

I found Jello brand white chocolate pudding has the perfect slightly off-white tone to match mayonnaise. I filled an empty mayonnaise jar with it and started eating from it with a spoon while some friends were over. The trick to really selling it was buying a pressure sensitive cap liner to reseal the top so I had to peel it open like a fresh bottle.

The reactions were 100% worth the trouble.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

No notes, I support "ChonkyOwlbear"