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Take small mason jars, fill them with vanilla pudding, and stick mayo labels on them. That way the kids can walk around eating fistfuls of "mayo"
Order a mayonnaise costume online.
https://a.co/d/0bcBdcPC
Make Mayo ice cream.
https://www.allrecipes.com/creamy-no-churn-mayo-ice-cream-recipe-11979749?kw=myrecipes
Or make a chocolate Mayo cake
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7416/chocolate-mayo-cake/
I found Jello brand white chocolate pudding has the perfect slightly off-white tone to match mayonnaise. I filled an empty mayonnaise jar with it and started eating from it with a spoon while some friends were over. The trick to really selling it was buying a pressure sensitive cap liner to reseal the top so I had to peel it open like a fresh bottle.
The reactions were 100% worth the trouble.