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[–] lawks@aussie.zone 42 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

I cannot think of any way a coffee massive could be improved by connecting it to the Internet.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 44 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The built in computer is mining bitcoins and the generated heat is used for boiling the water.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 0 points 1 hour ago

You can't be serious right? Right?

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I can only think of negative things that could result frankly. WTF.

[–] t3rmit3@beehaw.org 18 points 4 hours ago

You mean you dont need your machine to tell some ad brokers to contact you about needing to buy more coffee soon?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

I guess some kind of home automation setup could start coffee brewing when you wake up or just before you get home.

It does seem like a pretty marginal benefit.

That being said, I have a hard time understanding why so many people own other IoT things, say, smart speakers. Like, I just don't see the problem that they're solving.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

I remember having a coffee machine that worked on a timer, like 25 years ago, it didn't need the internet

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

I'd love my hifi to have the possibility to be controlled from say my phone, because sometimes it'd be neat. But that's about it. I actually set it up but it's more of a hassle than a benefit so I just dropped it.

If it wasn't for all the snooping and crap, we'd already have a super home control system, but today is not yet the day...

In my case, throwing alarms on it instead of my phone...

Saves the room for an alarm clock and my ass in case the phone is out of battery.

Also controlling music via voice while cooking/with dirty hands or from the phone...

All of this said, my speaker isn't smart yet, maybe I'll try 1an IR bridge tho. But these use-cases should be achievable with homeassistant