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‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles
(www.fastcompany.com)
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2026
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Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.
Anybody know what this means?
That you need to wipe more often.
Chocolate frosted buttocks
It means you a certified snack.
It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren't some mere half-caker.
It means it’s ready for eatin’.