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‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles
(www.fastcompany.com)
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2026
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"Has a cat"
Ha ha bitches, I have TWO cats! Suck it big data, you LOSE!
buys improbable number of cats
Mine says “Owns a cat” and “Has a dog”
Which is wrong because it’s two cats and two dogs, but also I feel they are making value judgments about the pets. Isn’t the trope that you own dogs and have cats?
Mine said I have twelve cats! My two cats would protest but they can't be bothered.